oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial)

what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy


reasonsmysoniscrying:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

Whoa! This “Greatest Hits” compilation from Reasons My Son Is Crying has almost 200,000 notes!  Some of these great pictures are even featured in my book!  Which I hope makes a great Father’s Day Gift because I literally have a huge box of them in my living room and there’s no way I’m going to the mall to shop for my pops…


(Source: pleatedjeans)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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(Source: barack-obottm)

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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